0 The number of consecutive hours the cats have stayed awake today.
1 The number of times I brought Cricket on an adventure to the car only to have her try to run away because she thought we were going to the vet.
2 The number of times Ducky has tried to make me feel guilty for kicking her off my lap because I had to use my legs.
3 The number of cat-meals I poisoned in an attempt to kill the cats (Just kidding, PETA. Retract those claws.)
While taking pictures of my outfit (for my next post), I got a couple of pictures of Cricket lurking behind me. This one, in particular, reminded me of a "Dear Blank, Please Blank" post Josie found a couple of days ago.
Today, my slaves mocked me with a feathery stick. It was oddly tempting. They are messing with my mind. They will not be getting any cuddling tonight. Today I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.
And there you have it. Cats in a nutshell. Which is, in itself, quite the visual.