*That was a FIREWORK sound, folks*
Who are we kidding?
I'm fairly lazy.
So it's the 4th of July, right? Pretty big day in the history of America. And I want to look cute. What says God Bless America better than a throwback to the good old pin-up days?
So I throw on this patriotic-inspired outfit, and make Josie take some backyard pictures of me before it gets too hot to resemble anything more attractive than a sweaty blob.
(Be prepared for some good old-fashioned narcissism. I'm also too lazy to edit these. Patriotic flowers in the background totally planned, btw.)
I was feeling pretty snarky at first. (aka beezy-like)
Then I started whining. I hate having my picture taking. I usually whine.
Then I got a little nutso.
And awkward (at least this one was on porpoise).
And finally got one semi-normal picture.
Then I went to a carnival/festival/celebration/hoopla (pictures to follow later), then a friends house where I totally bummed out on a BBQ to go home and change and take a nap.
Moral of the story: Kelly is a lazy bum.
To be continued.